AI stirs baby fever 🍼

🔍️ What’s Inside?

• Hollywood & AI 🎬❤️‍🔥

• Baby AI Drama 🍼📲

• ChatGPT MD 🎓💊

• Brain GPS 🧠🗺️🚀

By 2030, grab a 🍔 from an AI kiosk and complain to a bot, 'cause low-wage gigs, especially those under $38,000, are 14 times more likely to vanish courtesy of generative AI. But silver lining? Higher ed jobs get a techy boost! AI might make you draft faster, but you'll still need a degree to keep the bots at bay. 🎓💼💡 And emotional skills? AI's still figuring out the feels. 🤖❤️‍🔥.

🎬 From HAL-9000's shady tantrums in 2001: A Space Odyssey to R2-D2's beeps and boops, Hollywood's affair with AI has been, well, complicated. While Tinseltown loves showing us tech-gone-wild nightmares, gems like Wall-E and Her remind us machines have heart (kinda). But hey, it’s all fun until Siri starts channeling her inner HAL! 😜🤖 Link to article

AI's attempt at humor is more "dad joke" than Dave Chappelle. 🤖 In a head-to-head with humans using the New Yorker's Cartoon Caption Contest, machines flopped, scoring just 62% accuracy versus humans' stellar 94%. Despite big AI brains, it seems understanding why chickens cross roads remains a human forte. Bottom line? Don't hire Siri for your stand-up night. 🎤✋ Source

New York's dishing out a no-robots-allowed vibe! 🤖🚫 A proposed tax break ban could stop Disney and NBC from cashing in if they use AI to replace film & TV workers. And while the Big Apple plays Captain America for jobs, Hollywood's moguls might need to rethink their robo-romance. Lights, Camera, Human Action! 🎥💁‍♂️🍿

Hold onto your intestines, folks! The FDA's given the green light 🚦 to an AI-assisted colonoscopy device that's making old-school scopes look like a game of hide and seek. MAGENTIQ-COLO is the new star, spotting pesky polyps like a pro and slashing colon cancer risks. 🎥🍑 Move over, human error—this bot's got the guts! 🤖💪🔍

AI's latest party trick? Stirring baby fever 🍼 with Remini's imagery. But pump the brakes, folks! As some worry we're heading to a "build-a-baby" era, we're reminded: Kids aren't custom pizzas 🍕. Between child commodification and the blurred lines of ethics in IVF, maybe it's time to remember that life's best surprises aren't always ordered off a menu.👶🚫📲

🚀 Aidoc's spanking new "Full Brain Solution" is like the Sherlock 🕵️ of brainy watchdogs 🧠🐕. It's turbo-charged to flag nasty strokes swifter than your last Netflix binge! Catches vessel occlusions with swagger and has an eagle eye 👀 for sneaky aneurysms. Catch this AI spectacle at San Diego's SNIS meet.

ZeroEyes 🤖, the AI superhero, has its eyes peeled for guns, faster than a cat spots a laser pointer. 🐱 Merged with human expertise, it's alerting police before the bad guys even make their move. Big hit in casinos 🎰 (flashy lights, no bother) and backed by Homeland Security. Shooters be warned: It’s the ultimate game over with this tech watchtower! 🚫🔫

Step aside, Dr. House, ChatGPT 🤖 just aced the U.S. Medical Licensing Exam, outshining many human med students. 🎓 AI's not just binge-watching Grey's Anatomy; it's gearing up to diagnose and treat patients, cut costs, and jazz up those mundane medical admin tasks. Got a cold? Ask Alexa; she might just have your prescription soon. 🌡️💊

Brain maps are the new Google Maps! 🧠🗺️ The Allen Institute is joining forces with AWS to decode our noggin's labyrinth, aiming to unlock the mysteries of Alzheimer's and Parkinson’s. Think of it as the ultimate GPS for your grey matter, promising next-level breakthroughs. 🚀 

🤓 Jargon Buster

Whitening ⚪: A data pre-processing step to decorrelate features. It's like detangling a bunch of intertwined necklaces.

📊 By the Numbers

IBM Watson knows so much, its corpus would fill 1 million books 📚🤓 Impressive digital library!

❓ Quiz of the Day

In AI, what does the "learning rate" determine?

A) The speed at which an AI model learns
B) The amount of data used in learning
C) The price of the AI model
D) The quality of the AI model

Answer in tomorrow’s edition!

Yesterday’s answer: Ray Kurzweil

💻 Comic Corner: Contracode

🔍 Did You Know?

Self-Learners: DeepMind's AlphaZero taught itself chess, shogi, and Go from scratch and reached superhuman performance in just hours.

🧠 Food For Thought

In a world where AI kiosks serve our burgers, Hollywood romances robots, and ChatGPT might soon diagnose our colds, we're left pondering: As machines master tasks from humor to healthcare, where does that leave humanity in the grand play? 🌍🤖🤔

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