Warren Buffett doesn’t understand AI 🤖💼

🫣 Quick Peek

• Breast Screening Breakthrough 🩺🎯

• Buffett's AI Side-Eye 🧐🍎

• Hacker's Sassy Spin-offs 🎩💻🔥

• Dolphin Eavesdropping 🐬🎙️

• Quantum Detective Work 🕵️‍♂️🚀

Artificial intelligence chatbots like ChatGPT have a nasty habit: hallucinating facts. 😲 Termed as AI's "confabulation," it's now the tech world's annoying pimple. While AI moguls are scrambling for a remedy, skeptics, including linguists, think it’s just an eternal hiccup. OpenAI's head honcho, Sam Altman, optimistically claims a solution is on the horizon. 🌅 But for now, don't trust your chatbot's random trivia nights. 💡🤖

Some U.S. federal agencies are dabbling with AI to sift through the Everest of Freedom of Information Act requests. 🤖📂 Think: State Department's AI-powered wizard searching its 3 billion records. But watchdogs? A tad worried. Because if AI catches the gov's redact-everything bug, the transparency party's over before it even starts.

🔍 AI isn't just beating humans at chess, it's now outpacing docs in spotting breast cancer too! A Swedish study found that AI-boosted mammogram screenings detected 20% more breast cancers 🎯 and slashed doctors' reading time nearly in half. Radiologists, rejoice! 🥳 But no worries, we're not replacing those medical pros just yet – think of AI as their new techy stethoscope.🩺💡

Google's revving up its Assistant, aiming to leapfrog Siri and Alexa with some AI steroids! 🚀 Amidst a major reorg, the tech giant's planning to infuse the voice assistant with state-of-the-art LLM tech. Some staff got the axe, but hey, Google's on a mission: Turbo-charge and don't look back! 🎤🤓 

Microsoft's going all in on generative AI like it's the hottest trend since flared jeans.👖Just dropped: Copilot's price tag and a sleek enterprise-version of Bing Chat. 🤖🎙️Plus, they're launching Visual Search, giving Google Image Search some sass. Who needs words when you've got pics? 🖼️

Dell's jumping on the generative AI bandwagon, hoping for a slice of that sweet AI pie 🥧 after Microsoft and Oracle. With its new solutions from 'Project Helix', Dell's eyeing a cozy AI romance with its partners. Jeff Clarke of Dell is all, "AI's the next big thing, folks!" 🚀

Warren Buffett, the big kahuna of investing, is giving ChatGPT and AI the side-eye 🧐. While buddy Bill Gates shows off ChatGPT’s bells and whistles, Buffett’s like, "Neat, but will it end humanity?" 🤖☠️. Yet, he's still tossing his billions into AI-centric companies like Apple and Amazon. 🍎🛍️

YouTube's unleashing AI to drop snazzy video summaries 🎥✨, helping you ditch the "What to watch next?" dilemma. Available on a select bunch of English videos, it's a sprinkle of tech magic, not a creator replacement. With past AI hiccups, here's hoping this tool's more "dazzling diva" than "disastrous date".🍿📺

ChatGPT's popularity has sparked some black hat inspiration 🎩💡. Hackers rolled out their own sassy versions: XXXGPT and Wolf GPT, complete with naughty features like malware code and phishing prowess. Talk about AI gone wild! Stay sharp, folks, and always dress your tech in armor. 🛡️💻🔥

Swimming with a tech upgrade! 🐬 Researchers have let AI eavesdrop on Amazon river dolphins, discovering their secret hideouts without the fuss of tagging. These AI-powered hydrophones revealed unique movement patterns and behaviors of these endangered dolphins 📊. Forget Aquaman, we've got AI whisperers for aquatic secrets! 🌊🎙️🤖.

Scientists are now using brainy AI to peek into the quantum world - kinda like Sherlock 🕵️‍♂️ using a magnifying glass on steroids. Instead of exhaustive, "looking-under-every-rock" approaches, AI is playing quantum Guess Who? with only half the clues and nailing it. It's the cosmic shortcut we've been dreaming of! 💡🚀

🤓 Jargon Buster

X-Validation: Another name for cross-validation. Splitting your data to train and test many times over, like tasting soup from different parts of the pot to ensure it's seasoned just right. 🥣👌 Everything sounds cooler with an 'X' in it.

📊 By the Numbers

Over 35% of organizations use AI for sales process recommendations 💡 Helping sales teams work smarter!

❓ Quiz of the Day

Which AI model is designed to read and comprehend the content of documents?

A) BERT
B) ELMO
C) DALL-E
D) ZOOM

Answer in tomorrow’s edition!

Yesterday’s answer: The speed at which an AI model learns

💻 Comic Corner: Contracode

🔍 Did You Know?

Robotic Olympics: There's a RoboCup, an annual football event where robot teams compete.

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